An unhappy man’s unpredictable ramblings…!! Well, not really – but sounded good, right?

Monday, October 30, 2006

Disgusting Morons

I just watched one of the most disgusting acts on cable TV. I was expecting it today and I was right on money!!!

Main actors: Bill O’reilly and his favorite side kicks Michelle Malkin and Democratic strategist Kirsten powers.

Background: Last week, Bill O’reilly went on Dave Letterman’s show. Lately he has been trying hard to connect with new set of audience and sell more copies of his latest book.

Watch the video clip posted in my previous post to see what happened. Let me put it this way – Bill got a taste of his own medicine on Dave’s show!!

So, today – there he was - Bill O’reilly, our new crying baby trying to feel better with the help of these two women, paid by Fox news! It was hilarious. If you haven’t watched it, I would post the clip as soon as it’s made available on net.

It reminded me of another incident - Michelle Malkin did the same thing when she got a lesson-of-her-life-time by Chris Mathews for saying irresponsible things in 2004 before presidential election. Immediately following the incident, she did the typical of any crying baby. She went on all these shows like Rush, Bill, Hannity to feel better!!

Oh, Bill – I thought you didn’t like softball interviews. How many times you made fun of Larry King and Oprah in your show? Now, all of a sudden you became an admirer of Oprah because she didn’t ask any tough questions? So, your next stop is Larry King on CNN? (wink, wink…)

Michael Savage must be smiling tonight. There is a reason why he calls Bill O’reilly a Lepre-con from No-Spine zone!!

Oh…kiddos, when do you grow up?

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Two interesting links...

Posting two interesting links. Watch how David Letterman engages Bill O'reilly. Yes, it is little rude to interrupt your guest and keep talking. But, hey - that's what Bill does with his guests, right? :)

Second clip shows how CNN is viewed by Republicans! :) Poor Wolf boy was at the receiving end! (Sorry, the video quality is not very good.)





Friday, October 27, 2006

Life is good.

It’s cold and raining. I haven’t seen sun in two days – very cloudy. Need umbrella every time I step out. No, it doesn’t bother me since I love this weather. In fact, sunny California gave me migraine! Naah – I am just kidding! :)

Cupertino had beautiful weather. Nice food too. But it lacked the snow. There was no fall. There was no color. To me, I need to see different seasons. It gives so much hopes and energy. And, in summer, I think it was little too hot. I am no big fan of hot weather! Plus, I realized there was no way I can buy a house in bay area!! The prices are insane. To top it all, I used to get nightmares of getting hit by an earthquake. Trust me – it was not funny. At times, I wanted to sleep inside my car!!

Life is good.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Only for Indian Readers! :)

Chief Minister Kumaraswamy has every reason to be proud today! Didn’t they say it runs in blood? Who said Leaders are made, not born?

Nikhil Gowda in a late night brawl in a Hotel? Naahhh….News papers are exaggerating a silly incident – Poor boy, what else you can expect? He was very hungry and asked for some spicy chicken and drinks! Is it wrong? We should treat our guests like god – Did we all forget it?

After all, he comes from a very hardworking family. His father is Chief Minister of the state. He is a busy man. Nikhil’s mother is busy too – she is buying land all over the state. Awww – Probably she didn’t get a chance to cook for her son last night. Poor Nihkil was so hungry and he couldn’t take it anymore. Don’t you all understand that? May be, this explains why he had to drop out of the school – Poor guy wasn’t getting enough nutrients to focus on his studies either! He needs good food! He is hungry!!

Also, don’t you see his leadership skills? He doesn’t put up with injustice. Just like his father and grandfather – he is definitely on the right track! When do I see him in State capital as a policy maker? Man, I am so proud of our leaders.

Note: Recently Pramod Mahajan’s son made us all very proud. If you remember, he was on his way to become President of some political wing in BJP. And, I had the privilege to be the batch mate of another great leader Akhilesh Yadav (son of Mulayam Singh Yadav) during my College days. What more I can say? I am so proud of my country.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Wish I were a normal…




‘Dude, it was a Hindu festival, right?’ asked my buddy at work. Probably he read it on the Sunday edition of local News paper.

I said – ‘yes’.

“Did you go to your temple?”

“No” I said. “I wasn’t feeling well” I continued.

It was a lie. I was fine this weekend. I didn’t go to temple. In fact, it has been really long, almost 5 years since I went to the local temple. It’s funny – I worked there as a volunteer when the temple opened up for public. With other volunteers, we moved around the boxes, furniture, helped people park the car, and served meal during the lunch time. We even collected the trash at the end of the day. In the same temple, we had also organized Ronu Mujumdar’s concert to raise some money, which we eventually ended up donating to some self-help group in Tamilnadu. The temple was at its very initial stage – just a big building with a very few deities inside.

Life moved on - I stopped going to any house of worship. I tried even Sunday masses in local church. No – nothing impressed me. I didn’t dare to go to Mosque. There is a Buddhist center here – but it looked like a bunch of white guys shopping for a religion. It all looks fake to me. To top it, I was never a religious guy ever since I was a kid. May be, it’s my uncle’s influence – I have no idea! I believed in ghosts more than gods and angels! When I realized that ghosts never existed, even the last hope of seeing something super-human simply disappeared!

However, I also cherished some of the greatest moments in temples. The temple in our town was very old and huge! In evenings it got little crowded. The mornings were so serene with perfect breeze and silence! On weekends, enthusiastic local kids practiced classical music. Brahmin kids practiced Vedas. That’s how I ended up learning Yajurveda for three years. One could hear little kids reciting Rudra, chamaka, suktas in a perfect synchronization! After three years, I voluntarily dropped out of it though it meant going against my father’s decision.

Well, that looks so little as compared some of the things I did later in my life!

OK – enough. Here are a few pics of the temple from my little town. See the architecture and most importantly the absence of steel and concrete!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Fair and Balanced, again!


CNN wants America to lose the war on terror??

Well, that’s what Michelle Malkin told on Bill O’reilly show (FOX News) last night !! She was discussing the CNN’s recent video footage of US soldiers being shot in the streets of Bagdad. In her opinion, CNN shouldn’t have shown it because of their anti-American stand! When asked if it was ok if Fox news had done the same, her reply was ‘Yes’!! In her words, Fox was morally superior and patriotic than its rival and it gave them the right to show the same sniper video that CNN is accused of!

I have already written on how Fox has taken the path of yellow journalism to pull a bigger audience. This includes direct name calling, yelling, shouting and insulting your guests and rivals. Fox has become a cable TV version of Conservative talk radio!!

Well, this is not the first time Michelle Malkin has done such a disgusting act on national TV. Remember, before 2004 elections, how she went on Chris Mathew’s Hardball and got slammed for saying Kerry shot himself during Vietnam War!! Well, she got kicked so hard by Chris on that day for her irresponsible comments; she had to run to Fox news the very next day to get some ‘feel-good’ medication!! Also, she called him a ‘cave man’ in her website! Awww….poor Michelle!

Shame on you Bill O’reilly and Fox news for frequently inviting personalities like Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham and Michelle Malkin! It looks so ‘Fair and Balanced’ to me!!

Monday, October 23, 2006

Feeling good

Well, it was a good weekend. The fall colors and cold weather. I love it. Others wonder why I don’t even turn on the heat for below 50. I also love to take walks in freezing weather! Strange, uh?

Probably the roots go all the way back to my childhood. Imagine hot, humid weather with frequent power outages!! I can’t remember how many times, we would wake up in the middle of a night only to realize that the power is cut off. You hear no sound of electric fan. Instead, you hear the humming sound of mosquitoes! You go nuts!!

It was such a torture!! The whole family would wait for the electricity to return. When you hear the sound of electric fan blades, wow – that’s when you know that the power is back and you slip back to sleep with your back glued to marble floor!

Electric fans were the life savers for us! They did two important things. First – keep us cool in an insane weather. Second – they protected us from Mosquito bites!! Mosquitoes couldn’t fly in the face of electric fan and thus spared us! I hated those little humming bastards - they are like suicide bombers – they just won’t give up! All those ‘turquoise’ coils didn’t do a damn thing to those filthy creatures.

There was no winter while growing up. We only read it in books. We had only two seasons – summer and rain! Well, occasionally we felt winter. Like those early mornings watching ‘yakshagana’ in open fields. Or, during our yearly trip to visit relatives in Coorg and Mysore!

Well – there it is – my obsession with winter!

Friday, October 20, 2006

Goog, Goog!!

This is scary! Google has gone up by almost $30 today in the first few hours of trading. No wonder - it makes me a happy man. However, the question is…how long? I bought it as a long term investment. Am I wrong? I don’t know!

I remember those great days from 1999 when everybody started watching CNBC and Maria Bartiromo was our darling. Every time she talked about ‘another day of rally with Nasdaq gaining 300 points’ with a chuckle on her face – we all loved it. Even the most conservative, stingy desis opened up accounts with brokerage firms!! :) And, of course lost lots of money following the dot com bust!!

Anyways, google has been up ever since I entered at $404. Not bad.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

More space at the bottom?

If I can go by the reports, Federal officials have arrested more than 125 people on the charges of subscribing to child pornography. Apparently those websites showed children as young as infants engaged in sexual activities with adults!

Report says – “Among the suspects was a former counselor at a Bible camp and a longtime Boy Scout leader and middle-school sports coach”.

When I heard it, I almost puked in disgust!

Every time I think we reached the bottom, some people always prove me wrong and show that there is more space at the bottom. They keep lowering it to unimaginable levels.

We all know that these are sick individuals. Easy access to this garbage makes a sick person from rural mid-west to subscribe to a child porn site run from corrupt east Europeans or Russians! In my opinion, this is similar to the gun control issue we have. Easy access is not a good thing always.

Internet has become such an uncontrolled sewer pipe delivering the complete cesspool of porn, gambling and scam artists directly to our bedrooms – we need some regulations! Yes, we do need them to protect all those innocents and stupid!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Sharing my world



Today my business vertical head (aka big boss) asked me to share interesting experiences and photos from my recent trip to India. Every time someone comes back from a vacation, he encourages them to share some of the interesting stuff with rest of the group. Though I was a bit reluctant at the beginning, finally I agreed to do it. I am a very private guy and not really comfortable sharing my personal photos or anything with others.

So I was trying to select a few pictures that would best reflect my place back in India. I knew that pictures of Taj Mahal or sprawling IT campus would be a cheating. So, I picked half a dozen pictures that best reflected my life back in India.

I’m reproducing two of them here. If you are from a typical middle class south Indian Brahmin family, you know what I am talking about!

Monday, October 16, 2006

Monday morning ramblings…

Why is that men are better cooks than women? Most of the excellent cooks I have seen are all men. I am not underestimating women’s skills here. They certainly do a good job of it. However, I think men show more passion than women when it comes to cooking a good meal. Is there a mental block? Why do they whine and complain so much before and after cooking? Or, Is it their rebel against the old perception that equates women with cooking and house keeping?

Anyways – I don’t know the answer. But I cooked nice quesadillas on Sunday. Thanks to Stacy’s recipe. It was very good. I also had rice and beans to go with it. I don’t know if I will ever go back to Mexican restaurants again!

Ok – enough bragging!

Friday, October 13, 2006

End of Air America

Air America has filed for bankruptcy.

That’s it – end of the story! It was on its death bed for a while now. All right-wingers and talking heads from Fox news can have a party tonight!

Is it a surprise? Not at all!! Listening to Al Franken is like listening to smooth jazz when you go to sleep!! It lacked the energy, sound and material! I don’t think they managed to hold the audience except in a few places like Madison, Wisconsin!!

You typically listen to radio when you are not at home. It’s very different from doing TV shows. This probably explains why our Bill O’Reilly has not done so well in his radio program. You could be a fan of Bill’s. But, try listening to him on radio – your patience wears out in 30 mins!!

Anyways, too bad that Liberals couldn’t make it this time. May be, they should have a better plan and package next time before trying to break into Radio market.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

A very costly mistake

We all read the report. More than 650,000 Iraqis dead so far!
Even if it is half a million, it’s like having 5 million Americans dead in 3 years!! Or, imagine having 9/11 everyday on this soil for 3 years!!! Yes, get it now?

First, it was the hidden ‘weapons of mass destruction’. Then it was removing a dictator and spreading the democracy. Later it was fighting terrorism. So, what next? “State of denial”??

To be honest, I also believed in ‘weapons of mass destruction’ story. And, there was every reason to believe so. Especially it was Saddam’s shady behavior that made him look even more suspicious.

Ok, keeping aside all the differences, I just don’t understand why the Administration keeps spinning the story. Nobody would have supported this war if it was for ‘spreading democracy’ or ‘fighting terrorism’ in Iraq!! First of all, nobody thought of Iraq as a terrorist hub prior to 2004!! Only a few idiots like Bill O’reilly and Newt Gingrich believe in ‘Iraq running medical camps to treat wounded terrorists in Afghanistan’ stories!

Is it so difficult to be honest, admit their mistakes and ask for public support to re-build the post-war Iraq? I think Americans will appreciate honesty from administration than anything else. Why all the talk of ‘they hate our freedom and life style’? I can understand if Laura Ingraham and Ann Coulter say such things. I can’t expect anything better from those shameless, partisan morons. But the White house? Shouldn’t they know better? Even after 650,000 deaths, no sense of guilt? That’s lot of blood in our hands, right?

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Life, Luck, Korea and Google



There was a random survey at work today. The question was “Do you consider yourself lucky?”

Well, well, well – first of all, we all know it is not a simple question. And, the answer can change from day to day. If it was yesterday, my answer would have been a clear ‘No’!!

After the crappy lunch, when I first heard the news of Google buying youtube for $1.6 billion, I almost passed out!! I just couldn’t take it!! North Korea’s nuclear test and Google’s decision to buy a site that can very well go down for violating copyright acts – I was expecting a 200 points drop in stock market!

But I was wrong as usual!! Google stock has only gone up. So are the Goldman Sachs (GS) and Infosys (Infy) stocks. But Google and Goldman Sachs are clearly superstars with 10% appreciation since I bought them in September!!

So, I answered the survey question – Lucky!! At least for today!

Monday, October 09, 2006

Feeling like a loser

So, I forgot to bring my lunch from home (Yea, I am a Desi and bring lunch to work almost everyday!). Then, I decided to walk two blocks to the regular Egyptian food joint only to realize that they are closed on Mondays!! So I walk three more blocks to subway drooling over my favorite Veggie patty! But they won’t accept the credit card, they take only cash!! (Yes, you guessed it right – It’s run by Desis! Ggrrr…!) The lady at the counter directs me to an ATM within a block. So, I walk to the ATM. Dang - It’s shut down for some temporary maintenance work!! By now, I just wanted to call it a day and go home!!
But…as you know I can’t do it!!

So, I walk to a Café right next to the broken ATM. As it turns out, it’s not the place you would go if you are in a hurry. It’s one of those places where everything is formal and moves slowly!! Anyways, I place an order for garden burger with some avocado and french-fries. The lady comes back with grilled chicken breast and French fries. How can they get it so wrong?? Being a ‘born-again’ vegetarian, I can’t touch it!! Now, I just wanted to call a taxi and go home – that’s all.
But…as you know I can’t do it!!

So, after spending double the time and money on a crappy lunch, here I am at work finally, feeling like a loser!

Sunday, October 08, 2006

When liberals hurt their own values…

Here is a video clip of despicable behavior from so called liberals. What a bunch of morons!! I have no problem in calling them fools with monkey’s brain.

I thought there was freedom of speech, right? Did these liberals forget it? I wonder how many of them in the crowd really knew the immigration issue. Well, since it’s no point in debating it with these monkeys, I think, minutemen should just move on with their good work.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Beedies, rain, broken umbrella and all the memories...

I always hated those thunders. The blinding lights followed by terrifying sounds!! It always makes me feel so helpless as if it’s the final judgment day where I kneel down in complete surrender when big man in the sky roars at me with an ultimate display of his power!
But, there I was, with my little brother and cousin, holding each other’s hands really tight and praying that we would make it. I was probably ten and my cousin was a year older. Needless to say, he was our team leader.

It was dark, raining with thunders and lightning. We were walking back home from a hill. We had no flash lights and hardly could see the dirt trail. We knew it was a long two miles walk!
The only umbrella that we had was no match for the powerful wind – it would keep folding backwards for every thirty seconds! We would fix it and move forward. The whole thing will repeat within ten steps.

It was my cousin, who came up with the idea on that evening. He wanted to take us to the nearby hill where a wind mill was newly installed as part of some government initiative. We had never seen a wind mill before. We thought it would be a cool thing to do in the evening.
But the real agenda was different. My cousin wanted to smoke beedies stolen from his father’s shirt pockets! Taking us out was just a convenient excuse.

My uncle was not home. Aunt had her regular warnings for us – “Be back before it gets dark. Otherwise, I would ask your uncle to teach you a good lesson!! …..And, yes – don’t eat any junk food outside. If I ever come to know that you guys ate outside, I would tell your uncle to…”

When it got darker, we didn’t even realize because there was enough light at the top of the hill. Rains in that area can shock you faster than anything. So, there we were, stuck in the thunderstorm, totally drenched in heavy rain, and trying to find our way back home in complete darkness without any flashlights. We were afraid of everything starting from snakes to stray dogs to the local ‘Bhuta’ (ghost) that supposedly lived in a huge banyan tree by the dirt road!!! We had heard so many stories on how the ghost had deceived lone travelers into its trap. As per the local legend, once you saw the ghost you had less than a year before you got terminally ill and die!! So, we had decided not to acknowledge anyone who called us by our names in night!! ‘Bhuta’ was notoriously known for calling people by their names to trap them!! And, to top it all, there was the fear of getting spanked by uncle!! After all, he was a school teacher and knew how to ‘teach’ a proper lesson to kids, who didn’t listen to elders!

My cousin had to throw away his precious beedies and match box. Rain had spoiled everything, poor guy! When the dogs started barking, Aunt knew it was us!! Nobody said a word when we reached home! Thank God - Uncle was still not home – probably he too got stuck in the rain! We just wanted to change our clothes and get into bed before he could reach home!

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There is much more. I will have to complete, may be, some other time! In short, after this incident, I got into, what I call, curiosity smoking!! Later, I would get unlimited supply of beedies from a good friend of mine, whose father worked as a manager at the local beedy processing branch!! It would go on for ten more years before I finally managed to kick out that habit!!

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Pervez Musharraf


There he was, standing proud with the same arrogant smile on page.15 of latest TIME magazine. TIME featured him in its ‘Q&A’ section.

Listen to some of the lies he is spewing!

He doesn’t know where Osama Bin Laden is! He denies that Mullah Omar (Yea, the one-eyed joker from Taliban) currently lives in Pakistan. He doesn't think there are any terrorist camps or bases inside his country. He denies everything! There is no room for truth.

Does it surprise me that Osama or Mullah Omar is hiding inside Pakistan? Hell, no!!! It’s the same country giving shelter to thousands of such disgusting degenerates who kill innocent civilians in the name of a religion!! If you follow the blood trails from Mumbai bombings, you would soon end up in Karachi!!

If you want more lies, go ahead and read his memoir - ‘In the Line of Fire’! I don’t care.

Then, I can’t blame him entirely. Look at all the media coverage he is getting here. President Bush invites him to a dinner. Prior to 9/11, those scum bags killing innocent civilians in Kashmir were ‘freedom fighters’ to rest of the world. India was branded an ‘occupier’. Russia was ‘too harsh’ on Chechnya ‘fighters’! Remember all those talking heads from western countries and media? They all thought they were immune from Islamic terrorists!

I guess, US and Briton – the two nations who go around and tell rest of the world how to run their business, learned a lesson or two from 9/11 and London bombings. Talk about earning bad karma!!

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Schmucks and Liars

Look at all the empty suites and empty skirts in Washington!! They are disgusting. Mark Foley is just another case to prove what we knew all along.

It really surprises me to see it coming from a party that holds itself high on moral values and conservative ideas. Again, what else you can expect from schmucks and liars?

Three school shootings, bunch of dead kids with a bullet in their heads, thousands of illegal aliens crossing the border and sexual deviants called politicians in Washington who can’t even spare young boys these days – I just don’t see any light, do you??